Caulfield
1,2,3
2,3,4,
3,
1,8,13,

Randwick
1,8,
12,18,19,
1,2,
1,8,13,

Good luck guys

Royal Randwick Heavy 8 raced quite well very even

Winning Combo: 14 19 1 9 $4667.90

Winning Divs:
14 - Chain of Lightning $20.45
19 - Celestial Legend $6.90
1 - Riff Rocket $1.95
9 - Facile $11.95

Subs: MoTor Leg 1, 8 Imperitriz Unpl for No 2 Private Eye not eligible
Poohbah Leg 2, 18 Another Will Unpl for 5 Zougotcha
Poohbah and MacW Lodge Leg 3, 1 Riff Rocket 1st for 14 Zardozi

Caulfield Soft 5 raced ok

Winning Combo: 5 4 7 11 $47,571.00

Winning Divs:

5 - Gold Wolf $39.90
4 - Here to Shock $5.80
7 - Captain Envious $32.30
11 - Regal Azmon $5.40

No Subs req'd

Report:
Well the weather sure took us for fools, near record rainfalls in Sydney prior to meeting expecting a postponed meeting or a bog Heavy 10 at the very least to get a Heavy 9 and by quad time a Heavy 8 and it looked like the horses weren't kicking up much mud. Track staff did well by not watering track all week due to weather forecast. I did receive one complaint about running with two meetings today (we shall not mention names Doctor) and received a text that the leaders position had changed 1/2 way through today's card further upsetting the said person but the bastid came home with the last race winners at both Syd & Melb to appease his anger and regain his lead in the Fruckstein Shield. Ladders to follow and I was surprised you all did what you were told by The Poohbah and listed Randwick 1st except for the last entry lodged by Lazarus a payback for robbing him a winner last week. It was a very tough day for tipping winners. Now I'm pretty sure I haven't farked up the ladders tonight like last week but feel free to protest if I have. BTW Dr Huss your effen lucky your entry wasn't accepted as invalid, Sandwick and Coughfield indeed. - The Convener

Fruckstein Shield:

1. Dr Huss - 34 RR x x w w 2 Caul x x x w 1 tot 3 = 37
2. Joe Buck - 33 RR x w w x 2 Caul x w x x 1 tot 3 = 36
3. MacWollie Lodge - 29 RR x x ws x 2 Caul x x x x 0 tot 2 = 31
4. Quassie - 28 RR x x w x 1 Caul x w x x 1 tot 2 = 30
5. Team Fruckstein - 26 RR x x w x 1 Caul x w x w 2 tot 3 = 29
6. The Poet - 23 RR x w w x 2 Caul x x x x 0 tot 2 = 25
6. The MoTor Mechanic - 23 RR x x w x 1 Caul x x x w 1 tot 2 = 25
8. Lazarus - 18 RR x w w x 2 Caul x w x x 1 tot 3 = 21
9. The Poohbah - 17 RR x x s x 1 Caul x x x x 0 tot 1 = 18

Possum Lodge Divvy Sheild:

1. Dr Huss - $177.20 RR 13.90 Caul 5.40 tot 19.30 = $196.50
2. Quassie - $138.65 RR 1.95 Caul 5.80 tot 7.75 = $146.40
2. Joe Buck - $131.75 RR 8.85 Caul 5.80 tot 14.65 = $146.40
4. Macwollie Lodge - $118.45 RR 2.95 Caul $0.00 tot 2.95 = $121.40 (1Q $236.20)
5. The Poet - $111.00 RR 8.85 Caul 0.00 tot 8.85 = $119.85
6. Team Fruckstein - $103.70 RR 1.95 Caul 11.20 tot 13.15 = $116.85 (1Q $1,738.70)
7. The MoTor Mechanic - $107.65 RR 2.95 Caul 5.40 tot 8.35 = $116.00
8. The Poohbah - $98.30 RR 2.00 Caul 0.00 tot 2.00 = $100.30
9. Lazarus - $78.65 RR 8.85 Caul 5.80 tot 14.65 = $93.30

Next Week: Are we going to be back to normal with Sydney Only? (we hope so as Vic is a provincial Bendigo meeting) so it's off to Royal Randwick and week 2 of the championships with the Group 1 Queen Elizabeth, Sydney Cup & AJC Oaks - The Convener

3 - 9 - 15
1 - 11
2 - 11 - 16
3 - 14

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Royal Randwick Quad Saturday 13th April 2024

R7 - 4 12 15
R8 - 1 2 7 8
R9 - 1 2
R10 - 1

Happy punting all - Macwollie Lodge

MoTor got 2
2 7 8
2 7
1 2 14
12

Dr Huss got undie run
3 7
2 8
1 6 14 15
4 14

Fruckstein didn't get Jenny
3 10 12 14
5 8
2
1 3 14

Joe Buck gets 2 may have stolen the lead
9
7 8 10
1 2 14
1 4 14

Poohbah Cup Selections for Lazza and The Poet who is currently MoTor so you get 2 points for your troubles I bet the leader wished he hadn't texted me re Data being down with his tips.

ROYAL RANDWICK Saturday 13/4/24

Track Good 4 - raced evenly and a front runners track if you happened to be a Jenny

Winning Combo: 12 7 2 3 $528.80

Winning Divs: Hong Kong influence again today hence the 5 cent divs

12 - Circle of Fire $5.35
7 - Pride of Jenni $5.50
2 - Zougotcha $3.25
3 - Wee Nessy $5.15
No Subs needed except Poohbah Cup for two Lazza and Poet (MoTor's tips)

Report: sort of explained above today's mayhem the blame laid at the foot of that horse from last week and what about Jenny, those European mares probably thought she was a pace maker but our Jen she doesn't fold, I think not one jockey wanted to be the poor bastid to take her on and be the bunny to cart the filed up to her today she was like our mate at the Warwick Farm railway station "the horse had bolted". Not every day does the leader of this comp get to do an undie run well it happened today didn't Dr Huss and guess what he blames Jenny for it.
Somehow Quassie broke the mold and was able to beat Data's logging on problems today at 10.30 am, maybe he was the one who farked the website.

Fruckstein Shield:

1. Joe Buck - 36 x w w x 2pts = 38
2. Dr Huss - 37 D A X S 0pts = 37
3. MacWollie Lodge - 31 w w w x 3pts = 34
4. Quassie - 30 w x w w 3pts = 33
5. Team Fruckstein - 29 w x w w 3pts = 32
6. The Poet @ MoTor - 25 x w w x 2pts = 27
6. The MoTor Mechanic - 25 x w w x 2pts = 27
8. Lazarus @ MoTor - 21 x w w x 2pts = 23
9. The Poohbah - 18 x x w w 2pts = 20

Possum Lodge Divvy Sheild:

1. Dr Huss - $196.50
2. Quassie - $146.40 = 13.75 = $160.15
3. Joe Buck - $146.40 + 8.75 = $155.15
4. Macwollie Lodge - $121.40 + 14.10 = $135.50 (1Q $236.20)
5. Team Fruckstein - $116.85 + 13.75 = $130.60 (1Q $1,738.70)
6. The Poet @ MoTor - $119.85 + 8.75 = 128.60
7. The MoTor Mechanic - $116.00 + 8.75 = $124.75
8. The Poohbah - $100.30 + 8.40 = $108.70
9. Lazarus - $93.30 + 8.75 = $102.05

Next Week - week 3 of the Championships at Royal Randwick for the Grp 1 All Aged Stakes. - The Convener

2/3/7
8/12
5/12/15
5/7
May the fairies tickle your hairy's!

Where's The Poohbah? looks like us two have beaten him to the punch this week.

Royal Randwick 20/4/24 for Macwollie Lodge

R7 - 3 7
R8 - 8 9 12
R9 - 12 16
R10 - 7 12 17

Been tickled by one of Poets Garden Fairies "Sugar Plum"

Best of success gentlemen.

1-2-3-7

9-10-11-12

12

12

Good luck all

Mornington
3
4
1
8
X2.5 times ( Keep my eye in in case of an Earthquake or something similar)

7,
9,10,12,
3,8,15,16,
7,17,

Good luck guys...

4 - 7
2 - 3 - 10
13 - 16
1-10 - 17

Stewards Room tonight after the last @ Randwick thank you Dr Huss
Charge: Disruptive post of selections - The Convener

Heavy 10 Hopeless then pulled, was mocked by Dr Huss.

Winning Combo: 3 11 field field $32.50
#Note Buck only had 2 horses remaining so only paid once whereas he could of had 5 ( 2 + 3) and it would have resulted in 6 times quad div.

Winning Divs:
Leg 1 - 3 Broadsiding $3.40
Leg 2 - 11 Magic Time $7.20

Refund on win bet all other horses selected in remaining two races

Subs Leg 2 Poohbah No 9 Espiona Unplcd for No 2 Golden Mile

Rerport:
Never a dull moment in the MSQ in the past few weeks with the weather gods playing their part today with rain falling all day to eventually have the meeting abandoned. There's no stopping USA's Joe Buck as he continues to pull us Aussie's pants down. With the early finish we have an early report as The Stewards were worried one player on report would take the chance and abscond before 5pm and avoid a hearing aware of this The Head Steward had informed that the gates be closed so this fucka can't piss off on an early Tram back to central Sydney.

Stewards Room:
The Convener v Dr Huss
Charge: Making a mockery of his listings in the selection process

The Convener (TC) - Lately we have had joint meetings in Sydney and Melbourne and Dr Huss took it on by himself to declare a Quad for the meeting @ Mornington as well and for all intense and purposes I thought what he presented was the postcode for Mornington 3418 (that's a zip code for the area Joe Buck).

Chief Steward (CS) - Well Dr Huss what was your intention for this vile act of deception.

Dr Huss (DH) - why not I had slipped off from top spot and needed to pinch it back from that testy Yank.

TC- The prick wanted it 2 1/2 times as he only tipped 1 in each leg and also wanted to place a godly intervention on the Randwick track today so all would suffer.

CS - So what did happen with his Quad and we know he got the intervention with Un forecasted rain all day.

TC - Claims to have landed 1st and last legs at Mornington up and apparently wants to be credited with 5 points due to the fact he got sweet fuck all at Randwick, 2 bites at the cherry you could say.

CS - Any other disturbing facts you would like to present Convener?

TC - Yes he bombarded me with text messages all day, big whinge on last weeks Pride of Jenny win and there was a threat of a sole jihadist terror attack on the MSQ HQ by him.

CS - Did you take this seriously.

TC - Well after he got Allah to open the skies today fucking oath I did.

CS - Convenor for consideration for my ruling on this could you tell me what is the postcode (Zip) for Mornington?

TC - Your Honour it's 3 9 3 1

CS - If I am to give Dr Huss 5 points @ 2 1/2 times I should also credit him 2 1/2 times the win divs he won at Mornington as well in this case $4.80 = $12.00 to his Fruckstein Shield total which he has a substantial lead of some $36.35 but having said it would only be fair to the other players that they get to play Mornington's as well ie: its postcode (Zip Buck) with the same formula you Huss sought for your own greed.

DH - It would defeat the purpose wouldn't it as we would be all even.

CS - No it wouldn't as on top of the 5 points they would get a staggering $88.00 each in the win div thanks to the 2nd leg No. 9 the Hungarian "Esti Feny" lobbing @ 33/1 sending you from 1st place on the Divvy Shield to just below "The Poohbah" by 20 cents in 8th place, how does Allah like that.

DH - He doesn't like it and has now disowned me. I am very sorry to The Convener and this won't happen again knowing full well that he "The Convener" has a contact far greater than Allah in one "Mockers Macwollie" who he could unleash a $2 each way bet on my dog "Whistlers Mother" who's running in the 8th at Casino this coming Tuesday night thus fucking his (the dog) and my chances of prize money. I will behave for a bit from now on.

CS - I hope you don't miss the last tram it has got dark now so clear off the pair of you.

Fruckstein Shield:

1. Joe Buck - 38 w w 2pts = 40
2. Dr Huss - 37 x x 0pts = 37
3. MacWollie Lodge - 34 w x 1pt = 35
4. Quassie - 33 w x 1pt = 34
5. Team Fruckstein - 32 x x 0ts = 32
6. The Poet - 27 w x 1pt = 28
6. The MoTor Mechanic - 27 x x 0pts = 27
8. Lazarus - 23 x x 0pts = 23
9. The Poohbah - 20 x x 0pts = 20

Possum Lodge Divvy Sheild:

1. Dr Huss - $196.50 + 6.00 = $202.50
2. Quassie - $160.15 + 8.40 = $168.55
3. Joe Buck - $155.15 + 12.60 = 167.75 (Today's Quad $32.50 )
4. Macwollie Lodge - $135.50 + 8.40 = $143.90 (1Q $236.20)
5. The Poet - $128.60 + 8.40 = $137.00
6. Team Fruckstein - $130.60 + 6.00 = $136.60 (1Q $1,738.70)
7. The MoTor Mechanic - $124.75 + 5.00 = $129.75
8. The Poohbah - $108.70 + 6.00 = $114.70
9. Lazarus - $102.05 + 6.00 = $108.05

Next week:

We are eating "Crow" roasted with Dr Huss's nuts as a side dish.
MORPHETTVILLE for the Group 1's Australasian Oaks 2000m and Robert Sangster 1200m

For the benefit of Joe Buck "Morphettville" is in the South Australian capital of Adelaide where the people are known as "Croweaters" given to them from which the early settlers in the 1800s were forced to eat in harsh times. - The Convener